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sneaky dutch

when you hid a fart by making the same fart noise with your mouth at the same time.
"I was on my date and I really needed to fart. So, I innocently sneaky dutched. She didn't notice that I really farted."
by suanjuan999 September 19, 2015
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Dutch Henry

When two bottoms meet in a bed and realize neither is ever gonna get topped.
So we made it back to the hotel and climbed into the bed and then we both just layed there... it was fucking wierd. Then I realized I got myself into another Dutch Henry.
by ObiJuanDeanobi January 4, 2022
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Dutch Dating

Generally refers to the practice of splitting the cost of a date equally between the two people involved. This term is derived from the concept of "going Dutch," which means that each person pays for their own expenses rather than one person covering the entire cost. The idea behind Dutch dating is to promote equality and fairness, ensuring that both parties share the financial responsibilities of the date. This approach can also help alleviate any potential pressure or expectations regarding who should pay, making the dating experience more balanced and comfortable for both individuals.
"During our date, we went for Dutch dating—nothing says ‘we’re in this together’ like splitting the cost of nachos and a movie ticket!"
by Sovasa August 6, 2024
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Dutch tp

It is the act of throwing used toilet paper (toilet paper already used to clean shit from your ass) at any house other than yours. For further effect piss on the Dutch tp afterwards.
*In baseball game
Bill: "Hey Frank I'm going to the bathroom, do you want me to stop at the concessions stand afterwards to get you something to eat"
Frank: "Nah, but what you can do for me is save some of the toilet paper you're going to use in the bathroom. There's this neighbor of mine who pissed on my dog yesterday and I want to get him back for it by Dutch tp'ing his house."
Bill: "Sure thing"
by A swimmer April 11, 2015
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Dutch bubble bath

When one or multiple woman stand in a plastic bubble and a gentleman farts into it
Do you want a chance to win $500 all you have to do is a Dutch bubble bath (last woman to leave the bubble wins)
by RideThroughKind January 27, 2025
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Dutch rudder stranger

The act of sitting on ur hand till it goes numb while putting ur hand on another mans dick while he moves ur arm in a circular motion
Hey tony u wanna try a Dutch rudder stranger
by Hghghgfgfgs January 17, 2021
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Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.
Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?
by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023
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