United States of North America

I'm doing this to annoy Americans

United States of North America. A way of annoying Americans, noun

by Stupid Americans June 26, 2021

startender

one who doesn't actually bartend but is there to think about it, show off, and make themselves look cool (when in reality they look foolish); not someone you want to work behind your bar

the startender stood against the well rubbing his chin wondering if he felt like bartending today.

by letstacoboutit May 29, 2016

Garden State Parkway

Poor excuse for a major highway; however, driving this road is a classic experience unique to New Jerseyans.

The only thing that I find good about the GSP is minimal toll fees. And laughing about your horrible experiences afterwards with friends.

by Rachal May 30, 2003

that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."

Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"

by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 26, 2010

penn state hazleton

the worst college campus in the USA. the average 10 is a 5.5 (referred to as the hazleton scale). also the campus is filled with inbreds, rednecks and African Americans. the old ass cops dont do shit except fuck up your day. there's nowhere to party and be ready to smoke alot of cigs

since i go to penn state hazleton all i do is look at ratchet black girls and smoke boags

by IHateHazleton November 5, 2013

north dakota state university

A school that envies their football team and knows how to party.

Geez, that girl knows how to party; she must go to North Dakota state university.

by Apoles December 26, 2016

United States Naval Academy

The United States "service academy" that claims to be the hardest in the nation. Only there can you find carpeted barracks' (or rather dormitories), people to do your laundry for you, people to clean your barracks' for you (once again, rather dormitories), and people to serve you your meals. The sissies there that call themselves midshipmen are given a commission into the US Navy or Marine Corp only to prove to other officers how arrogant they are wearing their expensive rings around as if they actually earned them. The unfortunatre truth is that they stopped earning them several years ago.

Unlike other service academies, the United States Naval Academy fails to live up to it's name and traditions.

by Mathew Bauman April 4, 2006