Crimson Sock

While fucking a girl in the ass, Donkey Punch her on both ass cheek at the same time causing her to tense up. At that moment, quickly yank your dick out of her ass, ripping out the inner lining of her ass leaving it wrapped around your dick, like a sock

Bitch got fresh with me so I gave her a Crimson sock to put her in her place.

by SMK1979 March 16, 2008

rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014

full as a fat ladys sock.

To eat so much you feel as if you have as little room in your stomach as a fat lady would have in her socks.

"I couldn't have one more bite, I'm as Full as a fat ladys sock"

"full as a fat ladys sock."

by c00p_d0gg May 16, 2009

washing your feet with socks on

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.

Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

pushing a wet sock

A flacid, useless and/or impotent dick.

A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.

She wanted more, but his attempt to penetrate was like pushing a wet sock, so they pulled out the dildo, instead.

by C.S. Me July 17, 2007

poop fart nigga sock

Poop fart nigga sock

Tony likes cock so he’s a poop fart nigga sock

by Coolkid_73 April 26, 2021

Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo

Perhaps the most comfortable of all combos, the Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo provides unrivalled comfort along with looks that will pull the most hard-to-get bitches. Common amongst Europeans (mainly Croatians/Bosnians), such a combo dates back centuries and has proven to withstand the tests of time to evolve from leather to the new plastic, Adidas sandals.

Slipping into his Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo, Dave was ready to tackle treacherous endeavours and whatever challenges life throws up, as only such a combo can handle impossible tasks whilst providing extreme comfort, style and sex appeal.

by Dave M8 May 12, 2014