sharta

a joint, weed, a puff of hash....
comes from the Hebrew word sharta which means a puff of smoke....

let's roll a sharta before we leave...

by evee_queen March 29, 2009

Jacob Sartorius

He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.

"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."

by MelissaMagnificent August 29, 2016

smartypants

something a five year old calls another smart five year old.
most get over it once they are past 6

five year old 1: you're such a smartypants!
five year old 2: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

by dancegal99 December 3, 2009

Donkey Shart

Donkey shart is when you shart in a public place and you have to haul ass out of there.

(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)

Bob: Ted totally donkey sharted last night at beths house.

Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.

Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.

by geno2k3 January 9, 2009

Shartalanche

Severe "brown snow" weather incident. Usually accompanied by gale force winds, and heavy precipitation.

(1) James warned Chris : "If you drink any more real ale and have to visit the toilet, you will have a shartalanche on your hands ..."

(2) Pierre had eaten some bad mussels for lunch. His decision to go off-piste skiing carried a high risk of starting a shartalanche ...

by Fubby May 18, 2006

Smarticle

The dumb way of saying someone is intelligent.

Redneck 1: Boy, that thar Obama shure ain't a smarticle guy, tha way he dun ben runin our goveryment.

Redneck 2: Yep, I bet we wuda dun a beter job runin tha goveryment than he has!

by Ginger Wolf95 November 20, 2011

Scartastic

Spinoff of the word sarcastic. Used to describe whiny, emo teenagers who like to pretend they're emotionally scarred/tormented and have a reason to be angry at the world.

Shelby:"omfg cheerleaders suck lets go beat them up"
Rachel:"Would you stop being so scartastic?"

by Jhesy October 24, 2005