Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").

Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?

by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011

phone

the thing that students always screw around on when they should be paying attention in class

Teacher: GET RID OF THOSE PHONES OR ELSE IM SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE

by GregHeffley95 March 13, 2025

Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.

Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'

by Stephaniekate88 March 6, 2017

give good phone

sounds sexy over the phone, as in phone-sex

That girl will give good phone late at night when I call.

by Word Monkey November 22, 2017

the business end of the phone book

The business end of the phone book

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book

by Tight lipped tommy June 6, 2024

Banana Phone

When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.

Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.

by YeetController December 13, 2014

Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.

Hey, nice goon phone dude.

by KastotEmi March 22, 2025