Jordan

Soft

Daddy: hey Jordan what are you

Jordan: I am a jonina lover

by Big dende March 18, 2021

jordan

Extremely homosexual being, often tells fake stories to blend in with people. Also has low intelligence.

Jordan: I went to Kings Island and the *Insert scariest roller coaster at the time* is not scary at all!
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha

by jewowner March 7, 2019

Jordan

A fag usually hang around the guys and play the game most of his life

They over there with the boys that’s Jordan the fag

by spacecoop March 31, 2020

jordan and bailey

The perfect couple for any age. Nothing else because there perfect.

person 1: Have you seen jordan and bailey?

person 2: yes there perfect for eachother!

by I'm.a.rat January 14, 2021

Jordan Hinson

One of the Stars on SyFy Channel's show "Eureka" as Zoe Carter. Also former star of Disney Channel's original movie "Go Figure".

jordan is also likes pets, tattoos and diet coke.

We will see more of Jordan Hinson on Eureka.

by macky592 July 9, 2011

jordan

a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass

Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

Jordan Peterson

Canadian role-figure for male teens with daddy issues who uses his psychology degree to try to give legitimacy to his transphobic, misogynistic and climate denying deranged claims. Also complains a lot about censoring, while having tried to sue Wilfrid Laurier University for 1.5M$ for talking badly about him.

Person 1: Have you heard about Jordan Peterson?
Person 2: Yeah, it's actually surprising how people believe any insane thing that you say if you have a degree.

by chachacharealsmooth May 18, 2024