Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

Max sweet

MASSIVE COCK

i have a max sweet

by oopoof May 27, 2018

Max moment

when someone does something air headed or is mentally unwell

“ruby always has to call me to open the door when she comes to my house. its likes shes scare of doors”
“that’s such a max moment”

by groupchatname October 10, 2023

Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023

Max

Black

Max is black

by Frank green hater 123 October 21, 2023

Sphinx Max

This is a maneuver where one lays atop a girl while shaping your body like a sphinx.

I sphinx maxed my girl at the bar and got called a rapist.

by righthere123 October 23, 2023

Max

A young boy in a purple jack, spikey hair and an eyepach for his broken and explosive eye this kid DOES NOT take jokes or those fucking rule 34 art and no its not that dog

"man max sucks"
max: go fuck yourself

by Stickingoutyougyat October 30, 2023