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mark's penis

likely the most massive shlong you have ever seen in your life
wow mark's penis could knock over lizzo
by mark is god March 15, 2024
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Mark of the beast

Forehead chapter 1st page and right hand page of bible hence the backmasking and not of this world being selfish
the mark of the beast is about jesus being lucifer hence the throne and never ending book N.I.b liminal choping and screw praise ozzy fuck jesus
by Mineowedwus September 18, 2023
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house marking

A practice in which the most passionate of Harry Potter fans engage, in which upon first meeting another person one attempts to ascertain which house in Hogwarts that person belongs before learning anything else about said individual. Those who advocate for this practice claim it is far more effective in predicting and anticipating a person's character and personality than other forms of "marking" that many other humans may deploy. For example, the feminist philosopher Marilyn Frye describes "sex marking," a process of trying to determine another's sex and/or gender so as to impose upon them rigid expectations based on inaccurate gender norms and roles that only serve to stifle human capacity. Male and female are ambiguous, broad, and essentially meaningless term, containing within each of them the full spectrum of the human condition. Sex marking, therefore, is an inaccurate means of developing an understanding of another human. House marking, on the other hand, is far more effective in anticipating how a person will act, think, or live. Knowing someone is a Slytherin provides a far better basis for predicting behavior than knowing they are female.
I couldn't help "house marking" that guy I met last night I could tell he was a total Slytherin!
by fryeismagical December 11, 2012
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chris mark

Type of da hood gang member, often called c-dawg, he holds his principles straight while keeping his penile calmed down when facing drag queens.
Person A: Aye bro, who just stole my brother
Person B: who?
Chris Mark: It's your boy and his penile
by love_yourmom October 16, 2022
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Mark O’Connor

The name of a megachad who gets every girl in sight.
Damn, I’m going on a date with Lindsay tonight, I’m such a Mark O’Connor
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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mark

he is a loving guy who any girl or boy can fall in love with him quickly. he will always loves his bike more than you though. he is an alcoholic. mark loves going out with his friends and having fun. mark doesn't listen to the rules and goes by his own ones. mark can be very loyal but once hurt can be a total hoe. mark this year will be with the person he loves.
do i know a mark

no and your not gonna know him. mark is taken
by doggoom April 15, 2022
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Missionary Marks

Sweaty knee spots left on the bed sheets from intercourse commonly from the missionary position often oval in shape.
Baby, I can't sleep on my side of the bed because the Missionary Marks are sticking the sheets to my back.
by S3xninja September 20, 2025
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