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Luking

To be crazy and hyper at the same time whilst also retaining every function and heightening gastrointestinal movements causing bloating and gas, whilst feeling an extreme sense of euphoria and degraded sense of humour. You also become slightly retarded for the period of engaging in Luking. See also having a stroke or autism
My brother was luking out
by Oj simpson fam 12 April 26, 2025
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Luke

A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!
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Luke

A bisexual, british asshole whos sexually attracted to a retarded canadian man
oh god damn it, Luke is here....
by Trez69 May 24, 2025
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Luke smith

Got rejected by Sophia and ELI
Do you want to date me?

NO Luke Smith you're minging noone does
by Jejouehasabignose April 24, 2024
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Luke’s Food Review

Yo, did you guys watch the newest video on Luke’s Food Review?
by Half eaten tomato May 10, 2024
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Luke Sheppard

Famous bari-sax player who starred in whiplash.

He threw a lemon at the bass player's eye in 2024.
"hey can we watch the froggers?, I heard Luke Sheppard is going to commit another hate crime"
"yeah I'll bring the camera!"
by elemgie May 15, 2024
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Luke

A ginger headed boy who has deep profound love for girls named Shayley
That luke sure loves Shayley
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