Jordan

A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you

My mum wants a jordan all the time

by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is the smexiest Disney princess you will ever meet.
Jordan is 6 foot, that is from side to side.

Person #1- Why does Jordan know so much about Disney princess
Person #2-Because he is one

by Jordan=Princess November 28, 2021

Jordan Aspinall

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies

You’re a jordan Aspinall

by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020

My jordan

The most handsome boy to exist.
Feels the most loved by Lucy

Who is that guy over there?
Thats my jordan and hes the most handsome boy to exist.

by anonymous April 18, 2024

International fuck Jordan's bitch day

This is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch

"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!

by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025

Jordan

Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a brain disorder likely caused by repeated head injuries. It causes the death of nerve cells in the brain, known as degeneration. CTE gets worse over time. The only way to definitively diagnosis CTE is after death during an autopsy of the brain.

What a spec, gotta be jordan

by CTExtraterrestrial February 1, 2024

Jordane

Has an enormous dick, once you get a taste of it you won't want to move on from it.

Jordane cock is fucking mighty

by anonymous November 23, 2021