Weed-whack

Verb. 1) removing weeds via a long hand-operated tool. 2) removing male stress via a long hand-operated tool. 3) removing female stress via use of a long hand-operated tool.
1. He weed-whacked the edge of his yard. 2. He weed-whacked until he exhaled and fell asleep. 3. He weed-whacked her until she whimpered and fell asleep.
by Woodsy Woman June 30, 2020
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c-weed

Not to be confused with "ocean vegetation", this is a code-word for marijuana --- i.e., "c" weed, with "c" standing for "cannabis".
It's widely known that many commercial fishermen bring in "something other than fish" during many of their offshore hauls; to both avoid arousing suspicion among the authorities AND secretly convey to their cohorts that they "have the goods", they claim to be hauling "c-weed" as a side-business to their regular Pisces/crustacean-based harvesting.
by QuacksO February 18, 2022
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a cap of weed

when weed is in the bowl
a cap of weed we smoked last night was loud
by Hdbehfbruen October 06, 2019
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Weed-Drawals

When you haven’t had any of the wacky-tobacky for a day and you start feeling every single emotion on the spectrum.
Joe: Are you okay?
Me: No, I’m having major weed-drawals...
Joe: Weed-drawals?
Me: JUST SHUT UP AND FIND ME A FUCKING NUGGET! *sobs uncontrollably in fetal position*
by Weedla August 22, 2018
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Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.
I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.
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weed rape

To have weed taken from you without consent.
Person 1: Hey, are you down to chill tonight?

Person 2: No man, my roommate totally weed raped me. He just left me ten dollars and took the rest of my green. That shit wasn't consensual.
by gangstamusic May 28, 2014
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GMO weed

Weed that has been fucked with by the government, usually isn't natural and is sprayed with pesticides or heroin spray
1st Guy: Ay Yo , Bro you got that gas ?

2nd Guy: Yea it's that dispensary shi tho

1st Guy: Nah Cool man,ion smoke that GMO weed man ,i want that natural Ganja ,wah Gwan
by Mr.ionGiveADamn August 22, 2021
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