Nut-Lag

When you bust a fat nut(s) so hard you feel like you have jet lag

Bro i nutted 5 times i have Nut-Lag

by shorbz_ December 17, 2019

Nut walters

A mutha fuckin asshole.

That guy behind the counter is nut walters.

by bringer o'beef$ January 07, 2015

nut spackled

Nut spackled is the act of getting a cock shot so hard that you fall down and stay there for long periods of time.

Person one: bro did you see Kyle get nut spackled during dodge ball.

Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed

by Igotmydickstuckinatoaster September 25, 2019

dez nuts

A joke from the stone age

person 1: dez nuts.

Person 2: Please consider suicide.

by Fuze_the_Hostage May 16, 2018

nut scag

When your nuts be chafing so bad you have to spread your legs to ease the burn.

Dion - “oi cuzzie my nuts be chafing so bad I’m gonna have to go chuck a quick nut scag.”

Tucker - “yeah g you better spread em good that’s some serious chafage.”

by Ladinskí January 22, 2020

whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.

Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!

by scodder November 15, 2012

Nut slug

The drop of cum that hits the floor, bed, etc. after you bust your load in a chick and she stands up causing the "Nut Slug" to fall out and leave a slim ball

Eww is that my nut slug on the floor?

by GustavinStevens September 09, 2016