ass-yawn

: a voluntary wide open spreading of the buttocks.

"As we laid in bed, flush with satisfaction, I reached around her and slowly gave her an ass-yawn."

by p-ram December 04, 2006

monka ass

When you scared yourself shit less

I was monka ass when i slipped on that balcony without the rail

by LACKOFSKILL October 30, 2018

foot-in-ass

What I have to do when people at work piss me off with their ignorance.

My co-workers screwed up again, so I proceeded with foot-in-ass action.

by Octomonkey November 06, 2005

ass and titties

the most important qualities to look for when choosing a female to be your bitch.

Ass and titties, ass ass and titties, ass and titties, and big booty bitches.

by Nick D April 03, 2003

Ass Hug

An action where in the middle of a hug the guy lowers his hands around the girl's ass, creating a swing for the girl to lean on, this has a very deep meaning for the girl, it means that for the girl, the guy will always be there for her. And for the guy, it's just another way to feel up a girl.

"Awww, look at that couple, they haven't seen each other for so long, I'm gonna go over there and say hi."
"No don't!! They're in the middle of an ass hug, this is important for their relationship!"

by crazyginger January 06, 2009

Ass Navigator

N. One who is skilled in the ways of anal navigation. Often aboard his ship is an anal cartographer who aids in the newly explored rectal area. It in no way involves anal sex or homosexuality, but rather, the exploration and charting of new asses.

"Vasco De Gamma's got nothing on you, you ass navigator!"

by GrizzlyClaw January 31, 2006

normal ass

an interesting way of telling a person they are not unique in anyway and are just being an ass...

you are just an normal ass

by orekhao March 02, 2017