Dutch Clutching

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

by McLame July 30, 2020

Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020

Dutch Waffle

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.

The infection she got from that dutch waffle last week looks just like a "blue waffle".

by nodatahere September 21, 2020

double dutch

smoking 2 different strains, dead opps, or oregano mixed with weed , in a blunt.

i could kill this man, and mix him wit the runtz, now that’sa double dutch

by ill Blacky October 10, 2020

Dutch Toaster

When you fart in someone’s hoody and throw there hood up and tie it

I Dutch toastered that guy

by N8tertot October 13, 2020

Dutch way

When a crisis situation is managed badly or the measures to counter a problem are too little and too late.

Bro, why you are not taking it seriously? You are doing it the Dutch way.

You should take your responbility. You're doing it the Dutch way.

It sounds like met de Hollandse slag.

by Hollandse slag October 14, 2020

Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"

by Morty297 October 14, 2020