dutch rudner

when you take a flight to dutchland then take a train to warsaw and dig up a mass jew grave to then fuck the dry bones yelling nener nener jew boo i fuck this jew or 2.

there is nun i just dont like dutch rudner jews, Noah trembley

by NotSeCretOrgans April 16, 2019

Dutch cum fart

Cheap hooker, anal cream pie +air pump = Dutch cum fart

I was walking through the red light district amd found the perfect woman for a
Dutch cum fart

by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023

The Dutch Windmill

On a warm spring night, as the sun set, a spell of flatulence came upon me, I had a split second to decide, the calssic Dutch Oven on my partner, or something new, and so a plan was hatched. Using my toes i quickly jammed on the highest setting of the fan next to the bed, and flipped open the douvet cothers, she could not anticipate this move, nor counter the attack, I proceeded to release a days worth of clenched up ass savings, the air was instantly filled, and funneled entirely at her. In between her gags of desperation for clean air, only receiving recyclyed clouds of my ass gas from the fan, over and over, I was thrilled to see my master plan had worked, and ludly coined it as a new invention, The Dutch Windmill, To fart into an active fan, causing the recipient to recieve a blanket of "spicy" air.

I tought my friend how to do The Dutch Windmill his gilrfriend the other night 0r Ive just been Ducth Windmilled and now I can't breathe

by Mr Sixx June 5, 2025

Little Dutch Boy

A flaccid penis preventing an exceptional load of cum from evacuating a bodily orifice post coitus.

Derived from the classic tail, The Little Dutch Boy.

Better find a cum rag, the little Dutch boy is wavering.

by ErnestoCheats January 11, 2024

Voluntary Dutch Oven

When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.

Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven

by Ass Rippa September 23, 2022

Dutch handy

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose

We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy

by Amerpwr8 May 20, 2024

Dutch Nuggets

A timeless dish that is the culmination of (2) classic entrees.

Obtain a Chipotle burrito bowl and Wendy's spicy nuggets in one sitting. Drop the nuggets into the bowl and shake vigorously creating a convection of nuggety goodness (similar to that of a Dutch Oven).

Serve immediately with Yum Yum sauce. Inebriation serves to enhance the flavor.

Guy 1: Bro, do you want to grab some Dutch Nuggets tonight?
Guy 2: Dutch Nuggeeetttsss!!!
Guy 1: Dutchhhhh Nugitz!
Guy 2: Hell ya fam, I'll bring the yum yum.

by ZDub52 July 21, 2020