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dog-fruiter

Dog-fruiter, used in a context where someone is sensitive to profanity
He called you a dog-fruiter!

Dog-fruiters get in trouble from co-workers.

He says dog- fruiter a lot!

A nice person, is not a dog-fruiter
by maria91 October 16, 2010
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Poison fruit

Like Jello shots, Poison fruit is a creative and delicious way to have fun with alcohol shots. The basic concept is simple: Fruit that is left in flavored vodka, coated in white sugar, then dipped again in a different flavor vodka.

Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.

What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!
"Man did you try that poison fruit at jason's party?"
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!
by partyevenharder June 8, 2011
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Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.
Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.
by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011
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Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual
Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?
by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013
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25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013
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ojun fruit

also spelt as Ojen ; the original name given to a fictitious fruit used in the TV series 'Stargate - SG.1'. It looked like a custard apple and was described to have tasted like a cross between a guava and mango, thus becoming a guango.
Wow this Ojun fruit is really delicious!
by UrayaSin November 29, 2014
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pocket fruit

When you're high and you forget you have Starburst in
your pocket.
Fuck yeah! Found some pocket fruit!
by ZombieTentacles February 28, 2015
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