Pirate Fanny

Dull, tense, missionary sex with a parrot up one's arse.

Brenda asked me to re-fill the dishwasher last night. Pirate fanny soon sorted that out.

by Capgrid4 February 1, 2017

fluttery fanny

A fanny that flutters

Oooo, kc has a Fluttery fanny!

by Slag.comm February 22, 2017

Mother Fanciable

When you fancy a female so much you want her to become the mother of your children.

"Whoa that Nando's waitress gave me 10% discount , she is mother fanciable!!!"

by Forrersley May 29, 2017

reverse fanny pack

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.

Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.

by Skeelow Green June 14, 2017

dangle fanny

The awkward squirming motion a girl must perform in bed in order
to make him sleep on the wet patch.

I was so into it last night I didn't even notice her dangle fanny maneuver set us to my side before the big finale.

by Greubar June 15, 2017

ls fanny

Where you have a crusty, loose, shrivelled up vagina

I fucked this girl last night and she had a LS fanny! It was so gross

by Shameka w October 30, 2017

Fender fanny

Fenders are inflated, vertically aligned, plastic cylinders which rest against the side of boats and prevent damage from fixed objects such as pontoons. There is a hole at either ending which can have a rope threaded through. If the bottom end of the fender dips below the waterline for a long period of time, straggly, curly weed collects around the lower hole giving the resemblance of an untrimmed vagina.

As the skipper lifted the fender of the water, the entire crew were impressed at the size of the fender fanny

by Yeoman97 November 1, 2017