portable douche

A douche you take with you on your travels.

I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!

by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014

Douche flipping

When a douche flips a douche

Person: Have you seen John today?
Me: nah prolly douche flipping again outside.

by James da negro July 19, 2018

Douche-centage

Percent of douche in an area. Typically used to describe a high percentage.

Example
Jeff: Are you guys thinking about going to Rehab at the Hard Rock?

Scott: Probably not, usually there is too high of a douche-centage there.

by S-M-R May 24, 2010

douche snorkel

1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.

2. A fucking, cock sucker.

1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"

Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."

2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."

by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010

Ass douche

Simply put.... an enema.

Person 1: hey dude. You got some crazy swamp ass.You be smellin ripe bro. Maybe you should head out to the drug store and pick up an ass douche.
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢

by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 9, 2019

Douche diver

Someone who searches for a one sided opinion to make an argument for their incorrect, poorly worded or uneducated argument.

Those reporters for 23abc in Bakersfield are more like Douche diver's then journalists...in my opinion.

by Sokofromsocal September 25, 2019

Douche Bag

When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response

Brett Williams is a douche bag

by truecaller January 8, 2015