Post-Salem Depression

A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.

„Why are you so sad?“
„I just graduated and miss my friends, I have Post-Salem Depression“

by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021

Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg

Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression

by CumCorpse April 14, 2025

Depression

Look in the mirror.

Oh look, it's you, depression.

by dieinaholee December 12, 2019

Depression

Having an abusive relationship with yourself.

She has depression, so when she says “i’m fine” she’s most likely not fine.

by Thicci Nicci November 15, 2018

Type 7 depression

A depression that Brooklyn gives you

Ugh u give me type 7 depression

by 🐝 bee June 11, 2018

depressed dolphin

a sad third wheeler, after being ditched by flaky fuck

your a depressed dolphin man.

by depressed dolphin 101 March 10, 2017

tomscott-depression

The depression faced by someone following Tom Scott leaving the internet on January 1st, 2024. The feeling can be incapacitating, knowing that the 30-something British man will no longer be posting content on his main channel for the foreseeable future.

“It’s been 2 weeks. I am suffering from a severe case of tomscott-depression”

by BobertVonSchtiltskins January 13, 2024