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twatt cow

by #TheBossatmakingwords September 29, 2021
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Cow

by Gay faggots March 12, 2022
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Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
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cowing

when you wrap your legs around a person or wrap your legs around a person and proceed to fuck them
OMG we cowed!! or OMG we were cowing!!
by iwannagethighhhh October 11, 2019
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Kiss the Cow

To confront ones own issues and/or embrace hardships that may be grotesque.
David was procrastinating cleaning his bathroom and unclogging his toilette. After much bickering from his roomates, David decided to kiss the cow and clean.
by Mulangirl August 22, 2019
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Cow meat

A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021
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Ner Cow

one of PureGhetto's weird ideas. Don't ask me.
cows are funny, but Ner Cows are cute lolz!
by Denmark October 8, 2004
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