Says the cow

When a cow talks

I just did a backflip says the cow

by Saysthedog May 3, 2018

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Cow Pattie

When someone takes a dump between your legs when they ride it cowgirl style.

We ate taco bell and had to do the cow pattie position.

by Basket1 May 24, 2025

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whip the cow

To slap a fat person

-Last night when me and my wife were having sex we did all sorts of stuff
-did you whip the cow
-yes
-hard as fuck
-hard as fuck

by Hoodboiy May 5, 2016

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Of cows

A way of saying/pronouncing "of course" for dramatic drawl and humorous effect.

Thanks for the compliment!
Of cows!

Wanna go out tonight?
Of cows. I am down for the cows. (cause)

by LingDanc803 August 20, 2023

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Cow

Mooooooooooooooooooo0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o00oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 It is a

He mooooooooos and fucks up teh grocery store
Moooooooooo I’m fucking up the grocery store
Cow

by COWLOVER55 July 30, 2018

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A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.

Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.

by srygrndma December 1, 2018

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