Whole christian

A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues

Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.

Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

Christian prom pictures

When Christian’s get dressed up for Easter and post their family pictures online.

Look all the Christian’s are posting their Christian prom pictures online.

by Ed money April 9, 2023

Talking Christian

To state something as fact, that you just made up. Or to convince someone of something you don't actually believe yourself.

Does he actually believe that, or is he just talking Christian. Susan said she was going to pay me back, but it's obvious she was just Talking Christian.

by psuedologian January 20, 2021

Christian Emly

A sweet and honest guy who is an idiot at times. Sometimes not knowing what in the sam hell their doing. Might skip school every once and a while.

Christian Emly is the one and only for me.

by Courtney Blade April 19, 2018

Christian Joseph

Christian Joseph is a sex god who is great at getting girls but doesn’t need one to complete him but gets one easily cause of his caring personality and that makes friends in a flash cause he is like a beacon of hope who every one needs

Christian Joseph is what every friend needs

by AJ Jones May 2, 2018

Christian

Christian is a kind caring and loving person who truly cares about there friends in many ways a guardian angel

Christian is my religion

by What is a Christian as a frien November 4, 2021

Christian Incredibles

Internet memes using characters from the movie Pixar’s The Incredibles as a template for Christian topics (mostly featuring Mr. Incredible) on Instagram.

“Ah man, I am scrolling through Insta real hard right now, ah dang, not another Christian Incredibles meme!” The posts: *photo of Mr. Incredible posing and smiling* “Me proud that I dont stray away from God’s ever glowing light” “I prayed three times today, it’s not enough I cannot accept it” “ Touching myself in the name of the lord, DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME IN VAIN”

by I have no idea why stuff exist February 13, 2021