child hunting

child hunting is an occupation where you lurk in a ball pit until a small child comes in then you strike pulling them under and doing a death roll they suffocate and you sell them to homeless people who need food

ima do child hunting

by Jamaican sensation 33333333 September 5, 2018

child boil

the act of boiling a child

we ran out of food so we had to child boil

by Child Beater October 8, 2019

Child support

When the mother asks father for breaking during sex and he’s says no resulting in pain in vagina and also a baby! Therefore due to the mother pain during sex plus also having to experience hard labor during birth results in child support where father pays the mother

“Ahhh baby give me a break”

“No girl take this dick”

“Okay I guess child support”

by Bigpapababy April 5, 2021

Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.

“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”

by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024

Sprinkle Child

People under the age of 30 that have five or more nationalities. When plural it’s spoken as sprinkle childs.

“Don’t worry we’re Sprinkle Childs, we have the pass”
-a fellow Sprinkle Child

by Rikukun January 20, 2020

child

annoyig thing that schouldn't exist

i want to coomit murder on that child

by agh im goona die May 19, 2022

Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025