Not Lotus Biscuit

A ugly mf that crys their self to sleep every night bc their momma don’t love them.

Person 1: “You know who’s a homophobic 12 yr old sht eating dik suking curly toed 2 inch pp mistake?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary”

by chae.com September 21, 2021

biscuit fist

A biscuit fist is when you take your fist like a club and punch the temple area of someones head.

Joe biscuit fisted Steve after they got into a fight.

by Pseudonym:Moose July 28, 2016

grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.

person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."

by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019

street biscuit

A brick

Ima smack you upside the head with a street biscuit

by FaintRush June 1, 2022

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

Brisket Biscuit

A piece of shit between two pieces of white bread (semen and piss toppings optional)

I got Justin zooted last night and fed him a brisket biscuit.

by Anal_Seahorse February 17, 2020

Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023