Voltaire's Angry Glove 

A cattle insemination glove rolled in super glue, pieces of glass, and rock salt. Used for anal fisting.

"Timothy, could you fetch Voltaire's Angry Glove? The gimp is misbehaving."

Voltaire's Angry Glove by Jrock LoCash November 21, 2007

halo angry 

The feeling of rage and anger one gets while playing/losing an intense match of halo 3 online.

Jim became halo angry when a eight year old ruined his killing spree at the end of the game.

halo angry by Matt Hiatt June 17, 2008

the angry moose 

While fucking someone from behind slide you thumbs into the asshole in front of you. Spread your hands out and hook your thumbs. This will give you the look of a moose and you will be able to pull the person around with your hooked thumbs. This will probably make the other person very angry, hence the angry moose.

i was so hammered i gave that chick the angry moose.

the angry moose by dizzle1224 May 28, 2006

A angry red neck 

It is when you sexy choke a man or women until their faces turn red and scream a racial slur

I choked he until she start being A angry red neck

A angry red neck by L. O. L February 4, 2021

The Angry Pirate 

When boning a girl and almost about to bust a knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then full pelt kick her in the shin.
The Result:
a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"

John found out his girlfriend has slept with another man, so he gave her the angry pirate.

The Angry Pirate by likeasumboodeee April 23, 2014

Fist of an angry god 

What I was gonna pound her like.

"Oh man, her ass was so fine in those jeans. I was gonna pound her like the fist of an angry god!"

"Whatever you say, Mr. Three-pump-cum. I heard your last 'smiting' Saturday night through the bedroom wall."

Fist of an angry god by 3EpicLevelsinSexGod July 10, 2009

The Angry Simba 

The Angry Simba is similar to BOTH "The Angry Pirate" & "The Simba" but done at the same time. Thus creating "The Angry Simba".

It is a talent for just one man to pull this stunt off. Better done in a Devils Threesome, which no man should go down.

Meaning of the "Simba": The act of smearing cum upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly "Simba" as Rafiki did to the image of Simba on his Tree in the Disney film The Lion King.

Meaning of "The Angry Pirate": A male is receiving oral sex from a female, when he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the female to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. The male then kicks the female in the shin, causing her to jump around on one foot, simulating a peg leg, whilst yelling "ARRHHHH". Thus The Angry Pirate is born.

Craig: I tried to get this girl to do The Angry Simba with me the other night. I failed.

Egore: You know it's better done in a Devils threesome yeah?

Craig: Yes, but i'm not willing to try it.

The Angry Simba by TheAngrySimba June 17, 2010