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child hunting

child hunting is an occupation where you lurk in a ball pit until a small child comes in then you strike pulling them under and doing a death roll they suffocate and you sell them to homeless people who need food
by Jamaican sensation 33333333 September 5, 2018
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ocean child

Someone who loves and spends he’s/her time at the beach and near the ocean
I’m such an ocean child !
by anonymous June 22, 2022
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Child

Me
by Child Slayer March 15, 2021
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child boil

we ran out of food so we had to child boil
by Child Beater October 8, 2019
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Child

They are very hot and can seduce you to do anything they want. You can find one in a park
Man that child is hot
by The chicken nuggets man November 6, 2020
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National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).
Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!
by Hyper103 August 20, 2021
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Natural child

They had a natural child
by 459395 April 23, 2023
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