Human

Stupid Race That Doesn't Know Anything.

Humans are stupid

by Human9174873497934792 February 28, 2019

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.

Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.

by maxluwu June 12, 2019

I Human

A person who does something awesome, a step up from someone who "Rocks."

Stranger: "Wow! You really Rock!"
That person responds: "No, I Human.."

by R0xii December 18, 2012

My Spirit Human

Spirit Human

Pronunciation: /spɪr.ɪt ˈhju .mən/

Part of Speech: Noun

Etymology: Derived from the spiritual and psychological concept of the Spirit Animal (a guide or totem representing primal instinct and wisdom), inverted to represent the highest, most cultivated aspects of the human spirit.

Definition: A special individual in one's life who functions as a guide, mentor, and unwavering source of support, particularly during periods of intense difficulty or personal crisis in life and love.

Core Characteristics

Trait (By Role)

Description

Source of Unconditional Support

Provides a deep sense of unconditional love, trust, and positive guidance, serving as an emotional bedrock during turmoil.

Shadow Guide

May be a friend who previously remained in the background of one's life but steps forward during a time of great need.

Deliverer of Fortitude

Brings forth a specific combination of compassion, intellect, spiritual fortitude, and practical strength required for the individual to overcome hardships.

Higher Self Connector

In contrast to a spirit animal (which connects to primal, inherent nature), the Spirit Human helps the individual connect to their higher self, modeling evolved behavior and walking beside them as they navigate life's challenges.

I consider Kathleen my Spirit Human; she has provided guidance, comfort, and emotional support when I needed it the most.

by The Art of Mayhem November 24, 2025

modified human

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.

There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.

by cyan May 9, 2022

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

by Sexydimma August 27, 2016