Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and drive down the highway jerking off.

I did a mark sage since I couldn’t jack off in the bathroom at work.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

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Mark DeCarlo

An underrated voice actor. He is best known for voicing Hugh Neutron in The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, but had very few roles in other shows.

Mark DeCarlo should have more roles in animation. He is extremely talented.

by anonymous September 15, 2021

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The annoyingest person ever. He will keep bugging you even if you tell him to stop. He says random shit all the time that is irrelevant to your conversation. He is also addicted to videogames and rages at them.

you: hey mark!
mark: kookoookokokkokokookchichichipoopoo!

by iready February 5, 2020

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Mark

Mark is a dry texter but very talkative when you meet him in real life he is a gamer and would ignore you for video games anytime of the day but he has a sweet heart when you get to know him more

Me texting mark: heyyy wsp? -3 hours later-

Mark: sorry I was on my games wyd?

Me: Bruh.

by Lovable ace January 24, 2022

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Devil's skid mark

That's sweet brown drip cascading down the side of your crack pipe before you swipe it and take it head ringer

Bobby was shaking with excitement at the thought of the Devil's skid mark painting his pipe as he awaited his next ripper.

by Qbinking January 31, 2025

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Mark

Karen's husband even though they divorced within an hour (I don't know how this happens).

Guy: Aye, in my day, a Mark would earn a strap across the legs, sonny.
Grandson: BUT MY NAME'S MARK!
Guy: Lucky I still 'ave the strap!
Grandson: Put two pieces of bread on either side of my head and you've got an idiot sandwich.

by Some-Brainy-Person November 7, 2020

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