Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

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jam-club

When your neighbours on either side want to exclude you from their social circle.

You wouldn't understand Luke, it's jam-club

by Definitely not Luke it's dave November 20, 2020

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nutella and jam

THE BEST SANDWICH COMBO EVER

Ay bro that nutella and jam sandwich was fine as hell.

by ScoopDeDePoop October 2, 2018

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Jam Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you see blood, you probably wiped too hard or have a disease if this happens to you.

Person 1: "Ah shit, I got a jam wipe, its best if i go to the doctors tommorow."
Person 2: "Aye, dont worry gang, you just wiped too hard probably."
Person 1: "Yeah, probably- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? I AM SHITTING RIGHT NOW!"

by verybasedfigglebottomale November 16, 2025

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Blue Jam

A surreal, dark sketch comedy series that would air on BBC Radio 1 early in the morning. It was created by the one and only Chris Morris. The sketches themselves would tackle harsh topics such as suicide, murder, and rape. The music was also a contributing factor, which mostly comprised of ambient and downtempo tracks. It made its first run in 1997 and ended in 1999.

Guy 1:Dude have you listened to any Blue Jam episodes yet?

Guy 2:Yes.

Guy 1:Did you like them?

Guy 2:Stay away from me.

by Rothkowoofs June 26, 2024

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