I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.
by Paco1568 October 30, 2011
Get the The Dutch Paul Newmanmug. a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.
Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019
Get the Dutch Plumbermug. When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021
Get the Dutch Oven Blastermug. A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)
Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"
Tyson: "you probably liked it too"
Tyson: "you probably liked it too"
by emiT enO keeG May 8, 2024
Get the Dutch steamermug. What happens when a Dutch Oven goes too far and you have catastrophic diarrhea under the covers while sharing the bed with a friend, partner, or spouse.
I finally slept over at my new boyfriend's house, and of course this was the one night I left a Dutch Foundry under his new satin sheets. Time to find a new boyfriend!
by Jud Louis February 17, 2025
Get the Dutch Foundrymug. by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022
Get the Auto-Dutch ovenmug. by Stwot July 7, 2017
Get the dutch bonnetmug.