Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.
by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021
Get the Short staffingmug. Someone who has graduated from the short bus ( middle school or high school.) and is still a fucking idiot. even if you've never been on the short bus you are not exempt from being classified as a Short Bus Alumni. (As long as your stupid or do stupid shit or as kind as your an idiot and do idiotic shit you can proudly claim your a Short Bus Alumni
If anyone does something remotely stupid or any action devoid of intelligence, the proper response should be " Are you a Short Bus Alumni?". It could also be use to say that one is not stupid or devoid of intelligence " At least your not a Short Bus Alumni"
by Autumn Emperor August 26, 2024
Get the Short Bus Alumnimug. The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.
'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"
by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019
Get the Jacob Shortmug. “We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”
“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”
“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”
by Glitter Squirt Queen April 18, 2024
Get the flowy short methodmug. Commonly mistaken as a niglet. These people often can be very aggressive. Their names usually start with R or A
by Nowords4Me February 2, 2023
Get the Short Black Peoplemug. 
