Texas Tornado

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again

You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado

by Death Menace July 18, 2022

Texas Lane Change

To change from the far most left lane of the interstate, to the far most right lane at a high rate of speed, in an attempt to make the exit. Typically occurs on Texas Interstates such as I-45, I-10, etc.

“Whoa bro, watch out this guys doing 95 to try and make the exit!” “Damn, he almost hit me doing that Texas lane change!”

by Coolsno September 11, 2022

Texas Chili Bowl

The sexual act of pouring a mixture of chili, hot sauce, and sour cream over one’s anus and fucking aggressively using the chili as lubricant. After anal creampie is reached the chili is served and enjoyed with saltine crackers

We were feeling hungry and adventurous so we decided to mix up a nice Texas Chili Bowl for us to enjoy next to the fireplace.

by BoyBloo January 31, 2023

west texas drift

(noun) Weaving or wandering around the road, caused by road hypnosis from driving down many miles of empty and perfectly straight road that looks exactly like the last many miles you drove. Driving these roads on cruise control with your hands immobile on the steering wheel leads to inattention to driving, or to boredom strong enough that you're tempted to swerve off the road on purpose rather than by accident.

(verb) To unintentionally drive very very gradually off the road or into the opposing lane, because the road is so empty and boring that you aren't paying enough attention to notice.

I was reading a magazine while driving to El Paso, and the west texas drift took me halfway across a field before I even noticed.

The next town is in a straight line 269 miles away. When I finally get there, I'd better get a hotel room; all this west texas drifting is about to make me at one with the tumbleweeds.

by exstock April 8, 2009

South Texas Wizard Battle

A competition in which two males face each other, pants down, while being either self or partner stimulated. First person to cast their spell on the opponent wins.

"Sorry, my eyesight hasn't been right since I lost a South Texas Wizard Battle."

by spellsnshit September 30, 2011

Skidmore Texas

A small town with a wonderful school spirit and a terrible football team to disappoint them all

Skidmore Texas

by LifesBetterInAFord August 27, 2021

God Blessed Texas

I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'

First He lit the sunshine, then He made the water deep
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
Gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'

by Death Menace November 14, 2022