Skip to main content

tit fit

When an overwhelmed, overweight man or woman with large breasts becomes so agrivated that they begin to swing and flail their huge fat ugly man tits in a destructive mannor.
When little jonny came home, the house was in ruins, lamps and tables over turned and nipple prints spattered across the windows and mirrors. evidence of the tit fit the night before.
by Ninja Turtle Ninja Tiger October 23, 2011
mugGet the tit fit mug.

swivel tits

(swiv-uhl tits)
-noun

1. A decorative pair of ceramic birds mounted on a rotating platform.

2. Unsightly pendulous sagging breasts often due to the combination of gravity and aging.
"You'll never believe what I picked up from the garage sale. Look, swivel tits!"

"Don't go in there! There is an old lady prancing around naked in the locker room. I just saw her swivel tits, and now I am scarred for life..."
by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010
mugGet the swivel tits mug.

Hippie Tits

when someone of the female persuasion catches you off-guard with a surprisingly strong set of mammary glands.

Most commonly displayed on hippie/bohemian-type women (long dresses, long or unkept hair, abundance of scarves, etc) who are not normally associated with large or well-rounded breasts. When you see a woman of this description with a great set of cans, it can catch you off guard - (1) because they are great in size, circumference, and viewing (cleavage) angles, and (2) because hippie-lady types often don't wear bras, showing these goods in just about their natural (naked) state.
"Your friend looked much better in person than in her pictures, like a classic case of hippie tits, since I got the impression she was too much the athletic or demure type to have great ones".
by Capt Kewl October 4, 2012
mugGet the Hippie Tits mug.

Avalanche Tits

When a woman's breasts are so saggy and misshapen that they fall down like an avalanche when she takes her bra off.
She took off her bra and the groud shook, I ran for my snow mobile from the avalanche tits.
by CosmicOstrich October 12, 2014
mugGet the Avalanche Tits mug.

Raging tits

Raging tits - state of females (not necessarily) tits in which they are neither calm nor chilly. Theory suggests that aforementioned tits may be bouncing, screaming or even fighting each other. Such tit-state is usually whitnessed during a period of a woman, usually drunk, which possesses the tits.
Calm your raging tits girl!
Look at those raging tits!
by Giggidy007 March 21, 2011
mugGet the Raging tits mug.

back tits

when a woman has too much fat that it bulges from her back causing the back tit affect
oh man look at haileys back tits i dont need to reach around the front on her
by andrew whitter January 13, 2009
mugGet the back tits mug.

Chin Tits

When a woman has a double chin and pushes her breasts up underneath them at the same time.
I sure wouldn't mind titty fucking that fat whore's chin tits!
by Thezzar Mazzar January 20, 2010
mugGet the Chin Tits mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email