Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."

by Matty Firm May 31, 2022

HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.

Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022

Sleep nazi

Someone who won’t let you sleep. They are constantly making noise or doing something to wake you up so you can’t sleep

My neighbor is such a sleep nazi wanting to cut their grass in the middle of the night

by Mandinew June 1, 2022

What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 1, 2022

I am scared of sleeping

Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hi I am scared of sleeping

by Blueprint7 March 8, 2022

sleep

The best part of the day

Teacher: write the best part of your day
Me: sleep

by Howdoiknowgoaway March 26, 2022