Strawberry Eclair

After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!

My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.

by BallBatter February 27, 2018

Strawberry

A sexual act much like the raspberry, where you blow into the stomach to make a funny sound, but instead one blows into the vagina. For sex.

Joey gave me a strawberry last night. It was strange and I didn’t like it.

by The strawberry March 12, 2018

Strawberry

Someone who bruises easily, just like strawberries do.

Jeff was crying and told his mother when we told him his hat looked silly. What a strawberry

by BurnNBerry March 12, 2018

strawberries with nuts

WORSHIP IT

Strawberries with nuts! Ho Huo huo

by Voidar March 13, 2018

Strawberry Oreo’d

When a company changes or discards a product ( like Strawberry Oreos or The new pepsi and coke, etc )

Oh man! Pepsi Strawberry Oreo’d their old recipe! Dang it.

by RiceOnRiceViolence May 15, 2018

strawberry fareway

A prostitute caught for speeding in golf cart on a major highway.

Donald Trump would flee the scene before ever be caught with a strawberry fareway.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

Strawberry

Someone you work with who is fucking useless and has no chill.

You're calling out sick? Don't leave me alone with the fucking strawberry!

by NopeaDope August 27, 2018