Jacob Smith

A man that is funnier then Taylor Stanley and gets the most bitches in the world

Jacob smith snagged all the bitches from Taylor.

by Displexified January 25, 2022

Jacob Smith

Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.

Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line”

by SeggsHaver3000 January 25, 2022

Glaxo Smith and Wesson

When you campaign for three terms of service from age 5 and then then dehistorify you and tell your whole family to eat dick and starve

I've been hit by Glaxo Smith and Wesson

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Izaya Smith

The act of having a booty so big that the lord gives you mercy

Your double checked up you got that izaya smith booty

by Mömmymïlkers69 February 2, 2022

Alice smith elementary

Want to be depressed and su!c!dal? Come here

Come to Alice smith elementary and lose all your friends

by ILUVURMOMMY February 3, 2022

Emily Smith

Where do I start, people named “Emily Smith” are the best people in the whole ass world. They are the most trustworthy people in the world. As well as being the kindest people in recorded history. If you don’t have a friend named “Emily Smith”, What are you doing?? They are the GREATEST people ever!

How are you?
Im Great! I have a friend named emily smith.

by factsonlybro February 20, 2022

Devon smith

If you know a Devon he is racist a lot and is always too make you laugh if you know him you could give him anal like his boyfriend mason balls

Person a: yo is that Devon smith
Person b: yeah I should give you anal

by Ugo pugo March 1, 2022