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Slapping Tuna

When a woman wafts her putrid vaginal fumes around a room full of people. If your cat comes to you expecting tuna you know you're ready.
"We were at the movies and some girl started slapping tuna. That pussy stank was so strong that upon leaving I noticed a few stray cats had come in."
by Okaru Audo April 30, 2015
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slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face
I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.
by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015
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bruno slap

When you slap your hoe in the face with your foot long megalodon dick, perfectly timed with the Bruno Mars song “Treasure”.
Bro I Bruno slapped that bitch in the face so hard she got a black eye!
by Bush Lord 69 420 June 26, 2019
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This Bouta Slap

When you are about to eat food and it looks good as fuck
Broden:This bouta slap man
Riley:i know man
Aiden:jesus fuck this is good
by The BigNig October 9, 2019
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bitch slap

when a person is slapped (usually on the face) because they were doing or saying something bitchy or perverted.
Joe: Hay want to go to my place my parents aren't home. (licks lips)
Sally: What would we do.
Joe: I don't know maybe get rid of your virginity.
Sally: No, you pervert. (Bitch slaps Joe)
by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020
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Slap Cock

slang word referring to the game of badminton; slapping a shuttlecock over the net with paddles
Bro grab a cock and some paddles so we can play some slap cock!
by yungcart September 21, 2017
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Slapped Salami

To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.
My slapped salami is so hard right now.
by BobbyRandyRoss May 18, 2017
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