National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,

Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

by LilCoochie September 25, 2019

Rythmically Retarded

A term given to one that has trouble dancing or keeping a Rhythm. Also given to those who cannot do anything at a certain pace or beat. Generally considered an insult among drummers and dancers.

Girl: -stumbles during dance routine-
Boy: Why'd you stumble on such an easy thing?
Girl: -shrugs- I guess i'm Rythmically Retarded.

Drummer 1: Dude, who is that Rythmically Retarded drummer over there?
Drummer 2: Oh, he's a n00b.

by Ianyomo March 31, 2010

Bonsai Retard

A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.

tom cruis's baby is a bonsai retard

by Ball sack457 October 5, 2009

retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad

by kalisz June 14, 2010

Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010

Pedestrianarily Retarded

A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.

Oh your from Wellington New Zealand? You must be 'pedestrianarily retarded'.

by ADT123 November 1, 2010

bull-retarded

a better way of saying retarded, could also be used if you want to say "BS" and retarded at the same time. alos could relate to words like stupid, dumb,

" OMG! that project was due today! and no one told be, man this is so bull-retarded, im'a fail!

by shay gray November 3, 2010