Bonsai Retard

A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.

tom cruis's baby is a bonsai retard

by Ball sack457 October 5, 2009

Rythmically Retarded

A term given to one that has trouble dancing or keeping a Rhythm. Also given to those who cannot do anything at a certain pace or beat. Generally considered an insult among drummers and dancers.

Girl: -stumbles during dance routine-
Boy: Why'd you stumble on such an easy thing?
Girl: -shrugs- I guess i'm Rythmically Retarded.

Drummer 1: Dude, who is that Rythmically Retarded drummer over there?
Drummer 2: Oh, he's a n00b.

by Ianyomo March 31, 2010

retard salad

a group of ill, fouled minded youth talking nonsensical

your talkin' stupid like a retard salad

by kalisz June 14, 2010

Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010

Pedestrianarily Retarded

A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.

Oh your from Wellington New Zealand? You must be 'pedestrianarily retarded'.

by ADT123 November 1, 2010

bull-retarded

a better way of saying retarded, could also be used if you want to say "BS" and retarded at the same time. alos could relate to words like stupid, dumb,

" OMG! that project was due today! and no one told be, man this is so bull-retarded, im'a fail!

by shay gray November 3, 2010

retard wrednesday

Worse than the usual Wednesday "hump day", worse than a write-off day, a retard wrednesday is when you can't articulate words correctly (written and/or verbal), your brain feels like it took a vacation without you, and it's really, really hard to focus.

June 2, 2010 was such a retard wrednesday because it took me an hour and a half to muster enough focus to execute the simplest tasks at work.

by rosemarylong June 2, 2010