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Pirate

One of the most badass people in the world, they sail seas, drink ale and rum, and their worst enemy is the ninjas.

Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.
Yar har. I be a Pirate.
by Vulpis Malos September 15, 2016
mugGet the Piratemug.

Butt pirate

A person who grabs ass and runs away, much like a pirate with booty.
Geez Josh, you're such a butt pirate tonight.
by I'm not a whore August 29, 2010
mugGet the Butt piratemug.

Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
mugGet the Poon Piratemug.

Pirate’s Moon

A term used to describe a period of time in the night sky. This occurs when it is a cloudy night with the clouds spread out but thick enough to cover the moonlight. With the quick moving clouds, moonlight changes rapidly between lighting up the area and leaving it in darkness. The term pirates moon comes from the fact when the moon can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the angle. On the ocean the moonlight could help one conquer an enemy or could blind one into crashing into the shores.
Looks like a Pirate’s Moon out tonight, you know what that means
mugGet the Pirate’s Moonmug.

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.
by thabiznass June 2, 2022
mugGet the Puddle Piratemug.

Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.
I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.
by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023
mugGet the Road Piratemug.

Pirate Dicking

The act of slamming your dick on objects or countertops just to hear how loud it is.
The echoes in this room are fantastic, wanna do some pirate dicking with the echoes?
by monkeymandcs September 13, 2017
mugGet the Pirate Dickingmug.

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