Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022

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Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) Your looking like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy March 6, 2018

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Pimp Slap

Noun

1. a type of slapping method that MUST USED the back of the hand.

Verb

2. To slap a bitch or hoe if not giving goods or services.

Krystal was being a hoe, so I pimp slapped her let her understand to give me my money.

My mama gave me a pimp slap and said, “ MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO BITCH”

by Jack the Wise November 22, 2021

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mailbox pimp

One who pimps mailboxes

That some kinda mailbox pimp right there

by catch life by the balls December 31, 2015

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Glitter Pimp

the term for a gay pimp.

Can be used as an insult.

"He pimps all the guys because hes a Glitter Pimp."

"Why are you so fruity you fucking Glitter Pimp."

by Mr. Mug February 6, 2025

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pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

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