Someone with an IQ over 30

One who lies about their IQ to try and make a clever point about something they never understood.

I'm someone with an IQ over 30. I don't like football fans because my friends were football fans and when I said I didn't like football they all pointed at me and called me names. Now I just sit at home writing mean things about them on the internet coz I've got no real friends of my own... only Colin the Computer, he's my friend. He's never mean to me. THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S NOT REAL!!!!!!

by The Ever So Polite Football Fan June 19, 2003

death ran over twice

Expression used to describe someone extremely ugly, or not looking well. (As used in I Know What You Did Last Summer)

"Damn that chicks been doin meth since the day she was born, she looks like death ran over twice"

by annasprettycool October 28, 2007

holes all over the place

inaccurate information full of horse dust

the moral raison d 'étre of the no spin zone is supposed to be about getting rid of the holes all over the place

by Sexydimma November 4, 2019

peace sign over eye

A "basic bitch" pose. Used seriously, stereotypical white suburban girls place their fingers over their face in a crowd to say (basically) In jest, the pose is used to poke fun at aforementioned white suburban girls and often said with the tagline "fierce." Most people recognize it's a "basic bitch" thing to do and only use it in jest.

"Look at us, we're such good friends and we can throw up our hands in a peace sign over eye that shows how great of friends we are. We're so fierce!"

by YourMonkeyBum January 22, 2018

balls over my head

A very painful condidion in which the balls (still in the ball sack) are stretched ocer the man's head and sewn there .this condition applies only to men. Usually contracted after a man cheats on his bitch.

A man cheated on his bitch. Later that night, when she found out, she gave him balls over my head syndrome.

by randomoldman October 26, 2003

crying over spilled milk

Crying over spilled milk is when someone bitches about something so stupid and pathetic

Terry: Oh no, i left my penny at my grandfather's house! WE HAVE TO GO GET IT!, OMG HES NOT ANSWERING HIS DOOR, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS OVVEVERR

Me:Ah pipe down you loud whiny dick-in-a-bucket, Quit crying over spilled milk; the old fuck isnt even home, Plus you could find a penny on the ground, dumb twat

by Dirtyred April 30, 2007

flip your jack over

Masturbate, Jack-Off

'Hey Dave, you don'e flippin yo jack?'

by élan September 20, 2003