Face humping

A peculiar form of clothes on foreplay in which one partner thrusts their groin in the face of the other. This act usually occurs in public places leaving specatators befuddled but weirdly aroused.

I hope I get drunk enough to enjoy face humping.

by Face humper November 15, 2017

Finish Face

Finish Face: the face of a beautiful girl that at the end of your sexual encounter you launch your load onto

John: Damn man, Claire is so hot
Miles: Yeah dude, she’s got one hell of a finish face
John: I heard Evan covered her up last night with his jizz
Miles: He finished strong

by VengeyP22 May 13, 2018

diddler face

The characteristic of an individual whose face and general appearance leads others to surmise he or she is a pedophile and may perform unlawful sexual acts on children, especially very young children.

Did you hear the news about Jared Fogle , the Subway guy?
I can't believe he was arrested for kiddie porn!
I don't know why you're surprised, he has a major case of diddler face.

by The Dude Imbibes February 23, 2017

face-palming

Checking Facebook from your smart phone. Used derogatorily to describe people doing this (rudely) in a social situation.

I tried going out with my friend for drinks, but she kept face-palming instead of talking to me.

by Piper Bloke July 7, 2016

face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.

by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

face hamster

A Face Hamster is another term for Facial hair/ Goatee.

That guy has a nice Face Hamster.

by Kwand July 31, 2016

Make-face

The facial expression a person, particularly an infant, makes when defecating.

I was about to leave the house when I noticed my kid had a make-face, and had to go change the diaper.

by Demits July 10, 2016