Fake Friend

A person who was your best friend for a year just to get with your cousin and stopped talking to you because you begged for her friendship and somehow she blames it on you because apparently you're the one who caused problems in her relationship and apparently you never supported her relationship even though you are the reason she even ever went up to him and talked to him AND she ended up lying to her boyfriend/your cousin and told him that she never told anyone but she has a big mouth and told everyone. AND NOW THIS FAKE FRIEND WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND AGAIN BUT DON'T SAY YES BECAUSE SHE WILL PUT YOU THROUGH THE SAME THING AGAIN.

Person 1: Oh look it's Mantha isn't she your best friend?
Person 2: Nope she is a fake friend and she used me.

by nobodycaresaboutme1132011 February 19, 2024

Fake Fam

A friend who does something to piss his friends off.

Jose Martinez: Hey I’m On my way!
*waiting 20 min*
Jose Martinez: nvm I don’t want to go
Friends: fake fam

by DaddyfromMOC May 28, 2018

Fakes

A slang term for someone who is acting as though they are unaware of what is occurring is "fakes," which is defined as being untruthful to a situation while having some awareness but not fully expressing it. Not typically a fake person at all.

Rebecca said she understand it but she said she didn't
Alex: "that's fakesss"

by Deqashean March 28, 2023

Fake Friend Day

June 18th is the national day to celebrate your fake friends. I know everyone has at least one they can post . Don’t be shy post it. This is also the day you can cut them off without feeling bad ✂️. then you can enjoy the rest of your day fake friend free and pretend you never met them 😘.

I swea this girl been acting so fake lately. I might just have to cut her off on fake friend day .

by Booty eater 9000 June 17, 2022

Fake friend

Sofia

"Sofia is a fake friend".

by Einstein8520 May 16, 2021

if he cant break bread he fake

sharing is caring.

person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend

by chemz-88 November 28, 2022

Trash Fake-Out

When you throw something in the trash thinking there’s a trash bag already in there, but someone just emptied the garbage.

“Oh shoot! I threw my apple core away but I got a trash fake-out.”

by The Peanut Butter Falcon October 7, 2021