by Dr. Phill October 02, 2003
A Wet Tingling Monster is when a male dunks his erect penis in gasoline causing his penis to swell up. Then he shoves his swollen cock in the partners mouth giving the partner a Wet Tingling Monster.
by Wildcat Punisher March 31, 2010
When a person pulls down his/her pants and moons one or more people in a fashion that requires the person to use their hands to spred their buttcheeks apart and show their furry, brown asshole. This can be converted into two-eyed monsters, three-eyed, or as many eyes as you can find.
by Jörg December 11, 2006
I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.
by Joe Bob March 17, 2005
A play in doubles tennis in which the net player of the serving team stands at the center of the court, signalling behind his back which way he is going when the server serves. Done to confuse opponents, often used by the Bryan Brothers.
Returner1: SHIT!!! Which way is the net player going?
Returner2: I don't know, they are running an I Formation Monster.
Returner2: I don't know, they are running an I Formation Monster.
by TennisJohn August 20, 2006
A term for large unattractive women. Usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! *Points at Monster* THE LOCH MESS MONSTER EXISTS!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
by Butcher Blain June 02, 2011
Chilean Monster Cock or more popularly known as hashtag #CMC, is an acronym affectionately used to describe the very impressive size and length of Chilean-American actor Pedro Pascal's girthy penis. It is now commonly used throughout many Pedro Pascal Facebook groups, but it popularity height was reached thru Facebook group *Pedro Pascal's Chilean Mistress Society*
by Black Velveteen April 06, 2021