Mexican Beard

The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.

Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.

After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.

by hezzzer April 23, 2011

Mexican twizzler taco

when you put a twizzler in a females vagina then say viva la chango then eat the twizzler

dude what did you have for dinner. oh nothing just a mexican twizzler taco.no way man i at that the other night.

by creature feature February 18, 2011

Mexican Maserati

A generic term for the biggest, baddest, most beautiful, pimped out professional lawn mowing equipment available. Highly sought after by Mexican landscapers across the nation, usually a zero-turn industrial mower that rivals the bling factor of a lowrider car. A Status Synbol, it's ridden by the crew leader a.k.a "el jefe".

Today must have been mowing day, all the landscapers were out on their Mexican Maseratis.

by Winged Avenger June 28, 2011

Mexican Machine gun

a sexual act in which you feed your partner mexican food and while in the act of making love, you squeeze their stomach, causing them to release a machine gun like spray of fecal matter.

I got so wasted last night that i tried convince my girlfriend to do a mexican machine gun

by Ausin Taneous July 17, 2011

Mexican Rollup

An act occurring during or immediately after sexual intercourse, whereby you shit on your prone partner, quickly roll them up in the shit slathered blanket and preferably toss the blanket wrapped person down a flight of stairs or out the front door.

Bitch thought we were having makeup sex but I gave her a Mexican rollup. Ha ha now lets see her borrow my socks again.

by pugachev October 7, 2011

Pineapple Mexican

Hawaiians

Those dirty pineapple mexicans were like roasting whole pigs and shit.

by ChaseTheAce September 12, 2012

sad mexican

1. A Mexican who is sad after spending his cinco de mayo mowing lawns instead of drinking tequila with his amigos.

"Friend 1: Hey isn't it cinco de mayo?
Friend 2: Yeah Why?
Friend 1: Well because over there I see a sad mexican.
Friend 2: He must have been mowing all day instead of drinking tequila with his amigos."

by Trujuan Xavier May 21, 2014