max birth

the realest nigga in the game

that guy over there is a max birth

by glorillagrip_420 February 14, 2023

Poop max

Slang for big back, the verb per say of eating a large amount of food.

"let's go to the buffet to poop max"

by Wazi August 1, 2024

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

brick-maxxing

Brick-maxxing is a way to say that someone’s been hit in the head multiple times with a brick or at least acts like it.

Dumbass: I’m a genius
Sigma: no ur brick-maxxing

by XxWifeSmootherxX April 23, 2024

Thanos Maxxing

When your dick turns purple due to excessive gooning, causing a lack of circulation and immerse bruising to your dick.

Gabby "Hey Luke how was your night yesterday I heard some weird noises coming from your room?"

Luke "Oh thats my bad I was Thanos Maxxing to your instagram last night. That shit turned purple"

by subiebrz2013 April 27, 2025

, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

Max

A 14 year oldkid who is very high because he does way too much biking, running, and swimming. His goal is to do a fucking half Ironman next summer what an idiot

Did you hear that max just biked another 100 miles. What a fucking showoff

by Stardad69 September 6, 2019