Luke's d8ck

Too small to see
I feel bad for his girlfriend bc it's so small, how does he frick her?
"have you seen Luke's d8ck? Yeah me neither, it's too small."
by Lukeisdead April 13, 2020
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Luke

Luke is a stand up guy. He’s not the loudest voice in the room but he will be noticed. He’s demure, collected but that demeanour gravitates men and women alike to have to know MORE!

Luke is super talented, they have a wide tastes in music from mainstream to extremely obscure. Most surprisingly though, anyone named Luke may appear unassuming but can really cut a rug.

Not to mention the fact that Luke is fit and fun. If he happens to be from the UK, Luke likely plays football and drinks milk. Luke is also an incredible sweetheart and closet romantic. Luke is the type of guy to be the one friend that volunteers to help you move then drives the entire operation himself.

Luke is a confident and generous lover. Enough said.

Answers to nicknames like lukelele and lukeiamyourfather.

He can hold his liquor and he can drive stick but isn’t obnoxious enough to prove it.
Luke is a class act.
Woman: holy crap life sucks!
Man: you need you a Luke.. cuz he always finishes last ;)
by XoxoGossipGirlTO. November 23, 2021
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Luke allen

The most sexiest man ever that you will meet. He is one of the funniest guys with a dirty mind. You will love him but only as a friend. He can never get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.
by TheBlueBear November 12, 2019
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Luke

A name for only men with the biggest of dicks. He's smashing a new chick every day. Those who aren't sexually active will pounce on him whenever they cross paths with him. He is smart, strong, reliable and shows a great example of what sigma males can achieve. Luke is working out constantly and never for a second is he out of shape. He is ripped, pays attention to each muscle in his body making sure they are all sufficiently worked out at all times, and never gets time to masturbate considering all the girls who are seducing him. Luke is the definition of a sigma male and is the best kind of man to be.
I fucked that Luke so hard last night. I was the most amazing thing to ever happen to me.
by Defining a Male October 29, 2021
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Luke

Luke is a very fat nigger, can run fast, and also gets no bitches
person 1: i would hate to be luke.
person 2: why?
person 3: Cause he is a fat nigger
by i.hate.fat.people May 28, 2024
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Luke

He might be him.
"Dang, did you see that guy do a backflip? Oh that's just Luke"
by EdgingGoated January 30, 2024
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Luke

How is Luke doing these days?
Dead on the inside from all the "Luke I am your father" jokes
by nukeeyyy November 22, 2021
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