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Jordan

Don't care. If the YouTubers do it before you do it you won't have a brother.
Hym "Don't care Jordan. I don't fucking care."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric
Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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Jordan

Jordan is a very handsome man, he is able to make you look at him, and think “Holy shit, he is that mfing guy dawg”. What I’m trying to say is that Jordan IS HONESTLY JUST MFING HIM!, he’s always BEEN HIM, and and he will always BE HIM. Jordan is also loving, charming, and will never let you down, Jordan is just overall a great guy to be around.
“Hey have you seen that new guy Jordan?”

“Oh yes I have, that dude Jordan is honestly just him bro”
by Shut up guerra August 15, 2023
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Jordan

Vincenzo: you know that weirdo jordan
Jordan: Hey stop that before I start vabbing
by Jordanqueefs July 10, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is a wanker
by hunboy123 September 17, 2017
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Church Jordans

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.
It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.
by ewanders1 November 4, 2024
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Michael Jordan

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN
by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021
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