what the joint

a phrase that is used when you are in shock.

can be replaced by: wtf, what the hell, what the heck.

what the joint is going on here?

what the joint is that stench?

what the joint, are you loco?

by brandon Zito April 15, 2008

Points for Joints

a website that "awards $100 grants to those who have overcome the adversity of being caught with under an ounce of marijuana in an area in which the herb has been decriminalized." Pretty much, the savior of all dirt poor potheads

www.pointsforjoints.org

Don't worry, even if you get caught, Points for Joints will cover the fine.

www.pointsforjoints.org

by StonerLoner November 23, 2010

Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

by BEK August 31, 2013

Holy Roller Joint

A joint rolled by the pages of the Holy Bible

"Jack, gimme a Holy Roller Joint with that purple kush"

by Cupcakes(; May 21, 2014

cuff the joint

jerk-off

"Man, I didn't cuff the joint all day -- and that night my skeet rocked like nothin!"

by bobbydellwood August 29, 2018

Chop Suey Joint

Groovy music.

This song is Chop Suey Joint.

by PelaezLink January 17, 2019

420 Blizzat Joint

The true big smoke.

i smoked a mad 420 Blizzat Joint last night

by douk April 24, 2019