When you are in bed, waiting forever for your partner to get in with you. Exasperated, you give up and fart as they finally approach, then pull down the covers so that they get a little token of your appreciation for having to wait so long
by mek804 February 23, 2024

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.
by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022

In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.
by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

A Grungy Dutch is a dirty dutch oven. Where in someone with an unwiped bum farts or poop farts under the covers and pulls the covers over someone else's head.
by BadGuy99 October 21, 2023

Normally a last name, belongs to absolute dickheads who just want to shank girls and who are super involved in masturbating, gossip, butts and boobs.
by OldHankyBoy April 11, 2019

Dutch Hearse: To smoke cigars in an enclosed motor vehicle, for the purpose of depreciating the value of said vehicle.
by RageFang May 10, 2018
